recently sighted

A tsunami evacuation route notice featuring the man from the men’s bathroom sign, leaping in suspended animation towards a triangle hill, as he’s chased by a white block of wave.

Fliers advertising tantric massages, taped to light poles. Too many to count.

A cafe called ‘Juicy and Crispy’

A tall tourist with the opposite of a resting bitch face

Hotel Swastika

A roadside construction worker wearing an unfolded cardboard box with a hole cut out the size of his head, resting atop the brim of his bucket hat.

A large box in a Mexican restaurant with ‘NAPKIN DINNER’ printed on the side 😋 (containing dinner napkins?)

A hot pink sign reading, “Hot sauce is just sexy ketchup,” - which reminded me of something you’d find on a Taco Bell sauce packet. Man, I miss Taco Bell.